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ornerycapsOKAY, LISTEN UP HERE BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO CUT THE SHIT.
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR YOU WHICH I BELIEVE NEEDS TO TAKE PLACE RIGHT AWAY, SO YOU WILL OPEN UP THE AUDITORY LOBE WITHIN YOUR WEIRD PINK EARS AND LISTEN TO ME.
I MEAN
OPEN YOUR EYES AND READ WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TYPE
WHATEVER, SAME FUCKING THING
ANYWAYS THAT WASN'T MY POINT.
MY POINT IS MAYBE YOU'LL EVEN LEARN TO TAKE OFF THOSE STUPID SHADES OF YOURS WHEN YOU START READING SO YOU'LL BE ONE STEP AWAY FROM LOOKING LIKE AN IGNORANT DOUCHEBAG BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL GIVING ME A STELLAR IMPRESSION OF BEING ONE.
I'M GETTING YOU SCHOOLIFED HERE SO YOU DON'T SEEM AS EXCRUCIATINGLY RETARDED AS WHEN WE JUST MET.
I GOT A PERFECTLY GOOD PIECE OF MATERIAL FOR YOU TO ILLUSTRATE THE IDEA OF TROLL ROMANCE BEFORE YOU TRY ANY STUPID SHIT ON ME.
I MEAN, UH IN GENERAL.
IT HAS JUST COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU NEED SOME HELP.
THAT'S ALL.
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR YOU WHICH I BELIEVE NEEDS TO TAKE PLACE RIGHT AWAY, SO YOU WILL OPEN UP THE AUDITORY LOBE WITHIN YOUR WEIRD PINK EARS AND LISTEN TO ME.
I MEAN
OPEN YOUR EYES AND READ WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TYPE
WHATEVER, SAME FUCKING THING
ANYWAYS THAT WASN'T MY POINT.
MY POINT IS MAYBE YOU'LL EVEN LEARN TO TAKE OFF THOSE STUPID SHADES OF YOURS WHEN YOU START READING SO YOU'LL BE ONE STEP AWAY FROM LOOKING LIKE AN IGNORANT DOUCHEBAG BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL GIVING ME A STELLAR IMPRESSION OF BEING ONE.
I'M GETTING YOU SCHOOLIFED HERE SO YOU DON'T SEEM AS EXCRUCIATINGLY RETARDED AS WHEN WE JUST MET.
I GOT A PERFECTLY GOOD PIECE OF MATERIAL FOR YOU TO ILLUSTRATE THE IDEA OF TROLL ROMANCE BEFORE YOU TRY ANY STUPID SHIT ON ME.
I MEAN, UH IN GENERAL.
IT HAS JUST COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU NEED SOME HELP.
THAT'S ALL.
